Named after a prank that was played on the unsuspected citizens of New York in 1874, the Tom Collins cocktail has earned itself the reputation of one of the most iconic gin based cocktails of all time.
The original hoax went something like this: A friend would tell you, with great concern, that he just overhead someone named Tom Collins at a bar down the road saying harsh and libelous things about you. You would rush to the bar just to be told by the barman that Tom Collins has just left for a bar a few blocks away. When you get there Tom Collins has of course already departed to yet another drinking hole. As you chase your own tail around town, your friends would roll around with laughter.
Not in on the joke, newspapers in cities across America were soon reporting on sightings of the loud and boisterous man, Tom Collins, who where known for saying hateful things about those he knew, or often those he didn’t. “Tom Collins Still Among Us,” the Decatur, Daily Republican reported in June 1874. “This individual kept up his nefarious business of slandering our citizens all day yesterday.” When the papers eventually realized it was all just a practical joke, they got in on the prank and gamely continued reporting on sightings of the slanderous man.
It does not take much imagination to connect the dots on how Tom Collins came to be a drink. How many individuals have to barge into a bar demanding Tom Collins before the bartender obliges with a cocktail so-named? In fact, you will be forgiven for wondering whether the faux-man Tom Collins wasn’t a marketing stunt to promote pub-crawling in the first place.
Speaking of deceptions, be careful when ordering a Collins at a bar these days. You might not get a drink made with fresh lemon juice, but with that mainstay of the lazy bartender – prefabricated lemon-lime sour mix. You want to avoid this as much as mashed potatoes made with dehydrated potato flakes, or the black plague of the 13th-century.
The ultimate Tom Collins is made with the juice of an actual lemon, a dash of sugar syrup, the obligatory tot or two of gin and a splash of fizzy water. Then all you need is somewhere in the shade – and someone else to prune the roses.
50 ml Hope London Dry Gin
25 ml lemon juice
15 ml sugar syrup
Soda water, to serve
Cherries, to garnish
Shake the gin, lemon juice and sugar syrup with ice in a shaker and strain into an ice-filled collins glass. Top up with soda water, lightly stir and garnish with a slice of lemon or a cherry.
Thanks to our friends at Hope on Hopkins for sharing this cocktail classic. Don’t miss their Martini Masterclasses at their artisanal distillery in Cape Town where you spend the evening shaking, stirring and sipping whilst assimilating the secrets and history behind several martinis.
Photography: Kleinjan Groenewald